Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals just ended with (Miroslav) Satan’s team the Penguins proving the victors. Pittsburgh may have gotten their relished revenge on Marian Hossa (though the mild mannered Slovak has to be the most boring “villain” ever), but I can at least take some small solace in the fact that despite the defeat, the Red Wings are still arguably the most successful franchise of the past twenty years*. The remarkable span has included four Cups in the last twelve years, a period I have been enjoying every minute of it.
Prior to 1997, the 1990’s had not been a kind decade to Detroit sports. The Bad Boy Pistons won their second consecutive title in 1990, and then quickly faded due to age, Michael Jordan’s Bulls, and those execrable teal uniforms. The Lions had Barry Sanders and a few decent regular seasons, but possessed the annoying habit of exiting the playoffs as hastily as possible. As for those lovable Tigers, they were in the midst of their very own dark ages, a sorrowful streak of twelve straight losing seasons. The Red Wings were an organization slowly on the rise, but had hit a disappointing rut. They had been swept in the 1995 Stanley Cup Finals by the New Jersey Devils and fallen in the 1996 playoffs to the criminal Claude Lemieux and his Colorado cohorts after setting the NHL record for wins and points. Then came the 1997 season.
The Red Wings had muddled through most the regular season until a game late in the year against their arch enemies, the Avalanche. With everything from the previous season’s playoff series still fresh in their minds, all hell broke loose. I remember watching the highlights and thinking, “this is a team I want to root for.” I had only casually followed hockey before and would have had trouble identifying any Red Wing not named Yzerman, Fedorov, or Osgood. The big brawl in that single game jumpstarted not only my enthusiasm, but also the team as they proceeded to storm through the playoffs, pummel the Avalanche once again in the process, and sweep the favored Flyers to earn the franchise’s first Stanley Cup since 1955. From that point on I was hooked.
They overcame the Vladimir Konstantinov tragedy and cruised to their second consecutive Cup the following season. In 2001, they took the experimental route of signing every future hall of famer they could find. The year long all-star team included names like Hasek, Hull, Robitaille, and Chelios, in addition to Yzerman, Lidstrom, Fedorov, Shanahan, and a tiny rookie named Datsyuk. It paid off with another dominating season, another playoff victory over Colorado, and a Stanley Cup title over the Hartford Whalers of Carolina. And finally, last year the organization found an ideal salary cap era combination of old veterans and young stars that functioned perfectly as a team from the top scorers to the fourth line grinders. They earned yet another lopsided playoff victory over Colorado that was still thoroughly enjoyable, even though Claude Lemieux and Patrick Roy have long since retired and defeated Pittsburgh in a hard fought Stanley Cup Finals for the franchise’s most recent championship.
Unfortunately, history and prior success means nothing in any playoff series. The Yankees’ last two World Series losses have been to the Diamondbacks and Marlins. The Steelers barely beat the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl earlier this year. The Magic may even put up a fight against the Lakers in the NBA Finals. Detroit defenseman Chris “Methuselah” Chelios may have already been in the league four years and earned one Stanley Cup in Montreal before Pittsburgh captain Sidney Crosby was even born, but all that has no effect on the game at hand. Banners and pennants in the rafters can not score goals or make saves as we saw in tonight’s game.
So congratulations are due to the Pittsburgh Penguins. The series’ between the teams these two seasons have shown how evenly matched and fundamentally sound they both are. They certainly proved themselves to be the best two teams in the league. I almost wish they would meet a third straight time next year, though I’m sure the players feel differently. Considering it is mid-June, I now wish to have a drink, completely forget about hockey, and root for the Tigers, who happened to beat the Pirates tonight. Take that Pittsburgh!
*The Bulls have won six championships in the time span, but spent six seasons at the bottom of the league after their final title. The Yankees have also been pretty impressive with four World Series titles in six tries, but things would probably be different if they ever had to face a salary cap (the NHL instituted its own in 2005). Even with tonight’s loss, in the past two decades the Red Wings still have four Stanley Cups, six conference titles, thirteen division titles, eighteen consecutive playoff appearances, and a league record for points set in 1996.



